So a friend sent me this, its called random/weird thoughts people our age have, since I have had majority of these thoughts. I now officially feel better about my sanity J
1) More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can
think about is that I can't wait for them to finish so that I can tell
my own story that's not only better, but also more directly involves
me.
2) Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you're
going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to
be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the
direction from which you came, you have to first do something like
check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to
yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you're
crazy by randomly switching directions on the sidewalk.
3)I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
4)Is it just me, or are 80% of the people in the "people you may know"
feature on Facebook people that I do know, but I deliberately choose
not to be friends with?
5)There is a great need for sarcasm font.
6)Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and
suddenly realize I had no idea what was going on when I first
saw it.
7)I think everyone has a movie that they love so much, it actually
becomes stressful to watch it with other people. I'll end up wasting
90 minutes shiftily glancing around to confirm that everyone's
laughing at the right parts, then making sure I laugh just a little
bit harder (and a millisecond earlier) to prove that I'm still the
only one who really, really gets it ( nacho libre..anyone?)
8)I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than
take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.
9)The only time I look forward to a red light is when I’m trying to
finish a text.
10)Lol has gone from meaning, "laugh out loud" to "I have nothing else to say"
11) I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
12)Answering the same letter three times or more in a row on a Scantron
test is absolutely petrifying.
13)Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart",
all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart".
14) How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod
and smile because you still didn't hear what they said?
15) Every time I have to spell a word over the phone using 'as in'
examples, I will undoubtedly draw a blank and sound like a complete
idiot. Today I had to spell my boss's last name to an attorney and
said "Yes that's G as in...(10 second lapse)..ummm...Goonies"
16)What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?( ok.. not this jobless)
16)MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I
know how to get out of my neighborhood. ya know?
17)Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the
person died.
18) I find it hard to believe there are actually people who get in the
shower first and THEN turn on the water.
19) Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty,
and you can wear them forever.
20)I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
21) Bad decisions make good stories
22) Whenever I'm Facebook stalking someone and I find out that their
profile is public I feel like a kid on Christmas morning who just got
the Red Ryder BB gun that I always wanted. 546 pictures? Don't mind if
I do!
23) Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has to go
around and say their name and where they are from, I get so incredibly
nervous? Like I know my name, I know where I'm from, this shouldn't be
a problem....i swear!
24) You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work
when you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing anything
productive for the rest of the day. (right mgbeks?)
25)Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I don't
want to have to restart my collection.
26) There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are
going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far. (the library at school has rocking chairs..lol)
27) I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me
if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I
swear I did not make any changes to.
28) "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this ever.
29) I hate being the one with the remote in a room full of people
watching TV. There's so much pressure. 'I love this show, but will
they judge me if I keep it on? I bet everyone is wishing we weren't
watching this. It's only a matter of time before they all get up and
leave the room. Will we still be friends after this?'
30) I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello?
Dammit!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and
goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone
and run away?
31) I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not
seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste. ( for realz)
32) When I meet a new person, I'm terrified of mentioning something they
Haven’t already told me but that I have learned from some light
internet stalking( guilty!)
33) I like all of the music in my iTunes, except when it's on shuffle,
then I like about one in every fifteen songs in my iTunes.
34)Why is a school zone 20 mph? That seems like the optimal cruising
speed for pedophiles...
35) As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers,
but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
36) Even if I knew your social security number, I wouldn't know what do to with it.
37)I wonder if cops ever get pissed off at the fact that everyone they
drive behind obeys the speed limit.
38)I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
39)I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or
Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than Kay.
40)The other night I ordered takeout, and when I looked in the bag, saw
they had included four sets of plastic silverware. In other words,
someone at the restaurant packed my order, took a second to think
about it, and then estimated that there must be at least four people
eating to require such a large amount of food. Too bad I was eating by
myself. There's nothing like being made to feel like a fat bastard
before dinner.
